You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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