How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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