so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Still dying that you shit outside
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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