He is like the real live version of the state fair..
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
