What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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