By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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