how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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