Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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