yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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