oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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