he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
So much Jack, so little girl.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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