I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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