SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
