just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I have fence marks all over my body
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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