it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
