You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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