I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Never joke about your clitoris.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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