is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
We don't watch enough power rangers
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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