i was born a porn star she said
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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