But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
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