i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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