I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Randomize
