Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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