How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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