she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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