:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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