i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I understand Curling. That high.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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