GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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