She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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