I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Nicole vs. Life
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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