I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
