You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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