dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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