Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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