I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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