If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
He felt like a one man threesome
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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