Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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