so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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