I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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