Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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