before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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