i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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