He is such a slut. More and more my type.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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