I can tuck mytits in my pants
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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