worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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