You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it was like his penis was on wheels.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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