Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You need a sexual gate keeper
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
