Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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