i already hear my dad disowning me
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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