Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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